Reasons why dogs are better than girls

Dogs don’t cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
Dogs eat what you drop.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
Dogs drool over women too.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
Dogs will hump anything.
A dog’s parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking directions.
Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don’t hate their bodies.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

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